1 -If you’re trying to runway from somebody and you’re at the top of skyscraper, DO NOT WORRY, at the street will there will be probably a truck filled with pillows.
2-Cars in high speed can’t fly UNLESS they pass over a ramp.
3-Guns will just run out of ammo when you need them the most!
4- You’re only a doctor if you have an stethoscope.
5-When you’re trying to escape from death you’ll stumble, then… bye bye dear life
6- If you it’s night and it’s raining , don’t go to the bathroom.The assassin will be reflected in the mirror!!
7- If the assassin tells you the whole creepy plan,I’m so sorry, you’ll die.
8- If you were left behind by your family during vacations, and you’re home alone, that’s okay, some thieves will enter you house, but you’ll stop them.
9- Animals can speak and play different kinds of sports.
10-When you wanna switch your body with someone, you just need to speak at the same time.
12- The most popular people at school do not know anything about the non popular students,and when they get to know each other better, they SIMPLY fall in love.
13- If you’re a man you can hide yourself of a woman, even if she’s TOO fat, really white or shorter than you.
14- If you were dumped, RELAX, you can Create a site of one of the biggest social networks in the world.
15 – The bite of a spider can give you powers. You may stay invisible (forever)
16 – If you expect to die, DON’T RUN AWAY.
17 – If you’re mad about your angry ex-boyfriend, just go to a clinic and erase him from your memory.
20 – If you are a cat in a spaceship with an alien assassin do not worry!!!. You will survive.
21 – Be careful when zipping up. Especially if the girl’s house that you want to impress.
23 – If a restaurant has good food, may have been a mouse that has done it ( trés bon).
24 – Be careful not to doze off when the commander is talking. You may have to hold a grenade.
25 – If you have a twin brother and you touch each others hands maybe, a purple light will get out.
26 – If you’re “unpopular” suspect if the captain of the team invites you to the ball.
27 – To travel in time you just need a car, a clock or a device that you (FREAKY NERD ) built.
28 – Your ex may want to take revenge by putting a video on the internet and tarnish your image.
29 – If you want eternal youth swim at the poo of the house besides yours, that was rented by Strangers.
30 – Never invite strangers to come home. They may be vampires.
31 – American telephone numbers start with 555
33 – All bombs have a watch with a countdown.
34 – If you know someone is going to die leave letters to his wife. She will not be afraid but will think it’s cute.
35 – To convince a girl to give up an abortion just tell her that the fetus has fingernails.
36 – If you don’t have arrows anymore, start shooting chickens (but still being a lord ) the result is THE SAME37 – Millionaires can fall in love with prostitutes.
38 – Every apartment in Paris has a view ofto the Eiffel Tower39 – The Ninja fighters are primarily ethic and only one at a time attack the good guy/ main character (that is a master in the martial arts)40 – If you’re not sure about someone’s temper, let your dog near it. If he does not bark is a good person.
41 – If you’re very happy,dance, everyone around you will dance choreographically well.42 – Never give rides to strangers.
43 – Never climb the stairs if you’re running away from a murderer.
44 – If anyone says that talks to dead people, the dead in question could be you.
45 – If a clown ask to play you better start praying.
Hope you enjoyed it!by: Kaippe