1-If your spaceship is called for a rescue, it can be a trap.
2 – If your car hit, run! There will be a mega explosion. But sometimes it’ll roll over several times and nothing will happen…
3 – If you are a woman do not worry about high heels, you fight really well with him.
6 – To deactivate a bomb you just need to cut the blue wire
7 – Are you delivering a glass? Sorry, someone will break it in the middle of a race.
8 – In a parallel dimension nothing will be the same.
13 – Guns just after the ammunition are no longer usefulness. You can just throw out and get another.
14 – Be careful with your mother in law. She may be planning something against you.
15 – Not only gays when are in the closet enter in their own world.
16 – The good guy kills four bandits, but four bandits do not kill the good guy.
17 – In the United States there are only Coca-Cola and Pepsi.
18 – Someone is shooting at you? Avoid it falling backwards in slow motion.
19 – To be a good detective you must be good at anagrams as well as having expertise in various areas.
29 – Lost your keys? Open the door with a credit card or a paper clip, or perhaps with both at the same time.
30 – If in your day-to-day you see too much red you probably have problems with your mother
37 – If you suffer from Acrophobia do not take care of crazy women.
38 – If your mother hides the true identity of her father maybe he is a transvestite.39 – Never let your friends convince you to have a party when your parents are away from home.
39-If you’re in love, write a romantic play based on your passion, it can be one of the most popular in the world.
41– If you kill someone and want to look like a robbery be careful with the evidences.
42 – If a woman pass skating in front of you and then disappears she
may be one of Zeus daughters .
43 – Beware of anyone who asks permission to enter your house.
44 – Be careful with your autocracy classes..
45 – If the person you love will begins to ignore you, she/he forgot you forever.